Alex Greene

Alex Greene

Recruiter, photographer, professional stalker, contractor.

Species: Draco (Dragon)

Ethnicity/Nationality: Rroma?/Canadian

Affiliation: The Firm

Aspect Rank: Type-1, dual class Evocation/Augmented, Category 2

Aspect: Hypergolic Pyrogenesis. A specially-lined liquid fuel bladder hydrolizes and contains hydrazine (MMH, NTO). Alimentary mucin production. Enhanced olfactory also detects A.R vectors.

Profile: Calm, collected, dry sense of humour, lone wolf type. First met Maxwell Ziegler in 1993, then followed him into contract work with the Firm in 1995. The Firm is now his day job. Chainsmoker, doesn't pay taxes, never pays parking tickets, evades the law thanks to his connections within various government agencies. Hobbies: stakeouts, spicy food, Ali. Dislikes: family, getting shot at.


Alison R. Piper

Alison R. Piper

Bicycle courier, exercise rider, contractor.

Species: Equus ferus Unicornis​ (Unicorn)

Ethnicity/Nationality: American

Affiliation: The Firm

Aspect Rank: Type-1 Augmentation class, Category 2.

Aspect: Enhanced autonomic and somatic reflex arcs are supported by enhanced biological systems. Heightened metabolism enables improved cell regeneration and provides resistance to vascular compromise. Synovial fluid, lachrymation, and mucin viscosity above average. Minor eidetic memory. Bioluminescent horn glows with 200 ft radius detection of A.R. vectors.

Profile: Friendly, kind, open, girly. Was recruited by Alex in to the Firm in 2010. Recently completed a bachelor's degree in geology, currently works as a bicycle courier and exercise rider at a racing track as her only day jobs. Hobbies: sweets, running, housecleaning, drawing, Alex. Dislikes: car doors, mean folks, small spaces, things on her face.


Ryan Tracey

Ryan Tracey

Special agent, freelance researcher, scientist, contractor.

Species: Cynictis penicillata (Yellow Mongoose)

Ethnicity/Nationality: Cambodian/Australian

Affiliation: The Firm

Aspect Rank: Type-1, Evocation Class, Category 3

Aspect: Bioelectrogenesis, electroreceptivity. Main organ, Sach's organ, Hunter's organ, vestigial gills (non functional) electrocyte distribution.

Profile: Cheery, friendly, intelligent, energetic. Multitasks as an ecological and physics research scientist for various companies, and is considered a genius. Recruited by the Firm in 1990. Currently has no set address; his work takes him around the world, so he stows his belongings across the globe in various storage lockers and other people's garages. The Firm calls upon him fairly regularly. Hobbies: beachcombing, sushi, extreme sports. Dislikes: his height, sports injuries.


Maxwell Ziegler

Maxwell Ziegler

ex-CIA agent, consultant.

Species: Anaxyrus americanus (American Toad)

Ethnicity/Nationality: American

Affiliation: The Firm

Aspect Rank: Type-1, Augmentation Class, Category 0

Aspect: Enhanced deglutition enabled by loosely attached segmented mandible held together by flexable ligaments. Longitudinal, pleated throat grooves inside of Zig's esophagus and subdermis of vocal sac allow his skin to expand for the consumption of non-food objects. Bolus-objects are then redirected by a fourth pharynx into a thickly-walled ingluvies located in the esophagus. Maximum volume of ingluvies unknown.

Profile: Easygoing, comfortable, pragmatic, kind. Zig is like a father to Alex, and like an uncle to Ali by extension. Zig acts as a consultant for the Firm, lending his knowledge and experience to other agents and advising on various secret operations. Hobbies: cooking, chess, newspaper crossword, a nice reliable handgun. Dislikes: cold weather, slow internet, being reminded that he still can code in Fortran.


Juniper Linka

Juniper Linka

Assistant Director

Species: Oryctolagus cuniculus (Rabbit, Mini-Rex Cross.)

Ethnicity/Nationality: Norwegian

Affiliation: The Firm

Aspect Rank: Type-1, Wave-Particle Controller class, Category 0

Aspect: Limited aural telepathy and minor telekinesis via W8WG radio emissions. Located beneath her skull are a series of linked parietal 'third eyes' that detect macroscopic neural oscillations and radio frequencies. Pineal gland and parietal eyes are capable of multiplex broadcast of dual channel signals with subchannels. Linka maintains an 'analogue' method of CDMA channel access method. Telekinesis limited to operation of remote devices using pulses for slight movement (switches, etc.) ​

Profile: Bright, competent, kind, tidy. As the Assistant director of the Firm, Linka also acts as the main communications officer, ensuring that all parts of the Firm are working together. She owns a small dog and a pink scooter, and lives alone. Hobbies: scooters, spin society, romcoms, eating entire cakes by herself. Dislikes: chipping her nails, traffic, men.


Vernon MacKinnon

Vernon MacKinnon

Head Director

Species: Canis familiaris (Pembroke Welsh Corgi)

Ethnicity/Nationality: Scottish/American

Affiliation: The Firm

Aspect Rank: none

Aspect: none

Profile: Determined, organized, smart, high-strung. Vern's on antidepressants for bipolar disorder, but he doesn't let that get in the way of running the Firm. He relies heavily on his subordinates to get the work done properly, but Vern runs a tight ship with the Firm's limited budget. Hobbies: skateboarding, cigars, esoteric math problems. Dislikes: guns, police, being bipolar.


Tajinder Basu

Tajinder Basu

Medical doctor, dentist

Species: Antilope cervicapra (Blackbuck)

Ethnicity/Nationality: East Indian/American

Affiliation: The Firm

Aspect Rank: none

Aspect: none

Profile: Irritable, no-nonsense, intelligent. Originally from Puducherry, India, Taj is actually a registered dentist while working for a side degree in biochemistry. He works pro-bono for the Firm on various projects. It should be noted that he does not actually have 'hair'; it's just fashionable to wear wigs. Hobbies: Bollywood pop, dune buggying, golf. Dislikes: low doorways, Agent Tracey, being reminded that he's not a real doctor.


Julia Winters

Julia Winters

Nurse/ Lab Technician

Species: Tamiasciurus hudsonicus (American Red Squirrel)

Ethnicity/Nationality: American

Affiliation: The Firm

Aspect Rank: none

Aspect: none

Profile: Cheerful, kind, spontaneous, fun. Julia is currently working pro-bono for the Firm as a lab technician while she studies up on becoming a heart surgeon. She is a Christian lesbian and owns two pet hooded rats named Ragu and Ratatouille. Hobbies: yellow food, Legend of Zelda, rat shows. Dislikes: getting stuff caught in her tail, taxes, purple.


Jim R. Keely

Jim R. Keely

ex-military pilot

Species: Ardea herodias (Great Blue Heron)

Ethnicity/Nationality: American

Affiliation: The Firm

Aspect Rank: none

Aspect: none

Profile: Stern, sharp, grim, casual. Licensed to pilot many vehicle types including trucks, tanks, APCs, helicopters. In the late 90's, Keely suffered a permanent leg injury while on tour in Beirut, Bosnia. After a formal discharge from the military, Keely joined his co-worker Matilda Hummel to form the Dynamic Alert Response Team, or D.A.R.T., a private mercenary group currently on contract with the Firm. Hobbies: DnD, LARPing. Dislikes: contact lenses, low ceilings.


Matilda Hummel

Matilda Hummel

ex-military

​Species: Canis familiaris (German Shepherd Dog)

Ethnicity/Nationality: German/American

Affiliation: The Firm

Aspect Rank: none

Aspect: none

Profile: Serious, focused, calm, wry sense of humour. Tilly formerly served in Bosnia alongside Jim Keely. She is a licensed helicopter pilot who offers CQC and weapons training to Firm agents. She originally wanted to become a fur stylist, but opted for a military career instead. Hobbies: ice cream, painting her nails. Dislikes: sexist crap, being called a 'dyke'.


Lucas Banning

Lucas Banning

EMT

Species: Canis Familiaris (Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever)

Ethnicity/Nationality: American

Affiliation: The Firm

Aspect Rank: none

Aspect: none

Profile: Optimistic, cheerful, pragmatic, nice guy. Banning is a trained EMT who met Sing-Kit Chao in college. The pair were hired by Matilda Hummel to join D.A.R.T (Dynamic Alert Response Team) for their niche skills, and as such are often deployed by the Firm as the first response team to most crises. Hobbies: baseball, sportsball, country music, his girlfriend Laura. Dislikes: math problems, road rage, when the ball isn't thrown.


Sing-Kit Chao

Sing-Kit Chao

Professional stuntman

Species: Felis catus (Siamese Cat)

Ethnicity/Nationality: HongKong Chinese/Canadian

Affiliation: The Firm

Aspect Rank: Unverified

Aspect: Unverified

Profile: Cranky, sarcastic, pragmatist, pessimist. Sing is a professional stunt man for movies and television, though he works with his best friend Lucas Banning on the side. Specializing in diversionary tactics, Sing also doubles as a mechanic alongside Jim as a member of D.A.R.T. Hobbies: martial arts, movies, spicy hotpot. Dislikes: everything and everyone.


Ko Kai Kong

Ko Kai Kong

Heavy arms and equipment guy

Species: Canis lupus familiaris (Tibetan Mastiff)

Ethnicity/Nationality: Korean-American

Affiliation: The Firm

Aspect Rank: None

Aspect: None

Profile: Strong, silent type. Little is known about the enigma that is Kong, whose expertise in heavy weapons and equipment suggestion a field engineering background. In addition, Kong is deaf and only speaks using ASL. Hobbies: ??? Dislikes: ???


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